More Funny Baby Quotes for your TGIF

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Let's keep ourselves grinning as we push on through our Friday. These quotes are for new and old parents alike. Print them out and keep them somewhere to remind yourself of what it is you love about being a mom or a dad.

• A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race - Barbara Christine Seifert
• Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last - Charles Dickens
• People who say they sleep like babies, usually don't have them - Leo J. Burke
• Parenthood, the state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage - Marcelene Cox
• You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance - Franklin P. Jones
• Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home - Bill Cosby
• There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age - Dr. Benjamin Spock
• It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money - Elinor Goulding Smith
• A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be - Anon
• Diaper backwards spells repaid. Think about it - Marshall McLuhan
• The hardest job facing kids today is learning good manners without seeing any - Fred Astaire
• Small children disturb your sleep. Big children disturb your life - Yiddish proverb

Do you know any great baby or parenting quotes that you'd like to share?

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Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago.

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