How to Make Babies

by Heather Long | More from this Blogger

31 Aug 2006 12:00 PM

From the 2nd Grade:

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 's'."

From Kindergarten:

A little girl came home from school upset and when her mother asked her what was wrong, she said "The kids at school told me there isn't a real Santa Claus. Because he's really only a fairytale."

"I see," her mother frowned, debating the best way to handle this.

"And that made you sad?"

"No," she sniffed. "But they said if Santa Claus isn't real, then neither is the stork and I really wanted to get a bird with my baby brother or sister."

From 6th Grade:

"Where do babies come from?" The 6th grader shrugged at his little brother's question. "From the Isle of What, Why, Where and How Come."

From 4th Grade:

A 4th grade boy waited impatiently for his mother to get home from the hospital with his newly born little sister. When they arrived, she was tired and the baby was screaming. He looked at them all skeptically and then whispered to his grandmother "I hope they kept the receipt."

His grandmother didn't miss a beat. "We can't exchange your sister for another baby."

He nodded in understanding, but offered "Maybe we can get our money back?"

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Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago.

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Jaime Egan (2178) 31 Aug 2006 12:25 PM

Too cute!! I love it when you share these.

Heather Long (16954) 31 Aug 2006 01:18 PM

Thank you! I have great fun with them. Luckily, I am surrounded by kids and two of those I've heard for myself!

Nikki Goodson (15905) 31 Aug 2006 02:24 PM

Those are cute jokes! (Unfortunately, the 2nd grader didn't learn the spelling lesson very well... she needs to add an "es"...) :)

Lessly (57396) 16 Nov 2006 11:15 PM

Great Jokes....Some of them sound like something my 2nd grader would say :)